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"Go to teaching
fundamental two", they said,

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"These will be the best years
of your life," they said.

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"It'll be fun," they said.

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Does it look like I'm having fun?

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No way!

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No fun!

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Zero out of ten.

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I don't recommend it.

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I'm in teaching
fundamental two

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two whole days ago

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and, until now,
It's been incredibly,

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terribly...

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weird.

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MY WEIRD SCHOOL

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But let's go back
a day or two.

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Hi. My name is A.J.,

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and I hate school.

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Let's see what happens.

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Don't do this, A.J.! Don't jump!

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This is certain death
for dog!

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Death seems
unlikely, Ryan.

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I just want a bruise,

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just to lose
the first weeks of school,

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until you find a solution
more permanent.

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-Lex, are you recording?
-You know so.

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Arlo Jervis Williams
come back with one more try

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to get out of school.

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That's dedication.

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A.J., seriously. Let's go down.
You know how I feel

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in relation to height,
and the dog may have rabies.

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Interesting.

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Anger. You know, this can
leave me out all year.

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You would go crazy and die
slowly and painfully.

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The school will be
really that bad?

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Did you see that?

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A shooting star
during the day?

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It doesn't make sense.

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Place an order.

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It would be so bad to give
a chance on day one?

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See what happens?

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And avoid getting rabies?

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Do you want to know?

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Maybe this isn't
the best idea I ever had.

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Smart.

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Lex!

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Who is a good girl?
You are a good girl. You are.

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Good girl.

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I think this plan was flawed
for several reasons.

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Someone...

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Can you help me get down?

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That's it, folks.
Mid Dell Elementary School,

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being average in fundamental
since 1962.

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Say "what's up?"
to my cell phone!

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And there?

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Guys, as the only one in this group
with a cell phone,

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it is my duty to document
our experience at school.

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It's not true. I have one.

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Dude, that's not a cell phone.

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It's...

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I know.

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Come on, Mid Dell, move!

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There are 453, 454...

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You, Mr. Jones!

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Help the children,
We have to get them inside!

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Why is he screaming?

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Let's go!
Let's move, please!

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Let's go.

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The fastest children
catch up with the slowest ones! Let's go!

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Let's go! Inside, inside!

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For the love of Sha'Carri

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-Richardson, faster!
-Where are you going?

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Go on, guys!

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Sorry, I don't want an old man
bullying me.

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Hey!

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You!

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You are the last person!
Please hurry!

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Three, two... Before the signal...

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What's your name?

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A.J.

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Well, K.J.,

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my name is Mr. Klutz
and I'm your new director.

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And you didn't get in
before the first signal,

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what does it mean
I lost the bet!

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The bet?

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I made a bet with the students,
if everyone arrived on time,

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I would shave my head!

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And I would paint
with school colors!

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And you wanted to do that?

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He arrives.

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Welcome to school, C.J.

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Right. It wasn't the best start.

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Maybe it will get better.

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First day outfit!

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Rocking!

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In pajamas on the first day.

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Brave.

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To launch trends,
You can't be afraid.

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Comfort is fashion, people.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Write this down: everyone in this school

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they will dress like me
until the end of the month.

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Yes...

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Hey...

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Cool...

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-Are you a teacher?
-No.

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Fourth time in ninth year.

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A few years.

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So that would make you...

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Dubois only speaks French.

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If she only speaks French,
How will we learn...

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Of course. She.

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How to describe Andrea Young?

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Mortal enemy?

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I took extra classes in the summer.

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The bane of my existence?

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There were 106 class hours.

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Super annoying?

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Did I say that out loud?

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I still don't know French.

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That's why I'm here.

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You are a step
behind the evolutionary line.

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-You don't say that in French.
-You didn't even understand it in English.

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I know what it is
elevation, Andrea!

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It wasn't my best answer.

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When is lunch?

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Everyone here
Catching chickpeas!

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Chickpea! Chickpea!

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Everyone here
Catching chickpeas!

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Chickpea! Chickpea!

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-Everyone here...
-Thank you.

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Want more chickpeas?

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Get your chickpeas
I'll give you more!

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What was that?

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I think it's a generation Y thing.

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I didn't love it.

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She gave me double
of chickpeas

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of what he gave you.

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Dude, I think
that she only loves grains.

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Good morning, students.
This is Director Klutz speaking.

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The whole team is happy

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to welcome you
back to school.

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Remember to keep
positive energy and...

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enjoy the day!

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And I will enjoy
my chicken sandwich.

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Yes, and I will
stick with the snacks.

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LeBron in the bottle,
no time on the clock!

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He throws!

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It sinks!

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No!

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No baskets.

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Mrs. Lazar. Janitor.

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And you need to let go.

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What?

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Unstick!

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Separate your trash!

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Trash! Or we'll kick your...

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boom!

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We work together to make
the world a little better!

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Flies? In here?

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Unacceptable!

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Let's do it!

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Catch the bug, catch the bug!

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I was wrong...

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Right...

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-Well, Mrs. Lazar is...
-Adorable!

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I would say bizarre.

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And lunch lady LeGrange is...

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Kind of strange.

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That!

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Next up is Physical Education!

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You know, school
You can have my playground,

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but it will never stay
with my Physical Education.

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Who wants to play dodgeball?

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Where's the teacher?

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Hello, class.

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Welcome

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to the essentials
of physical education.

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My name is Mr. Small,

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and I will be your guide in this...

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Right, right. Hold both.

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I will be your guide
on this fruitful journey to...

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Right.

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Okay, that
it's not working.

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Come on... Let me go!

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Namaste.

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Color-changing lamps.

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Cool, isn't it?

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Red light therapy
can increase focus...

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and improve mood.

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Now you should know
that this class will not be easy.

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It will require resilience,

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courage

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and...

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And a lot of patience.

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That was intense.

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And a lot of determination and sweat.

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But...

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if you
dedicate themselves to practice,

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by the end of this semester,

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you will...

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be able to do this.

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Oh my God.

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Everybody take it
a yoga ball!

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Align your pelvises,

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rotate your obliques,

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breathe through the pyramid...

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My pyramid what?

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It is the muscle that remains
between the inner surface

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of the rectus abdominis
and the rectus sheath.

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Rectus sheath.

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-I knew that.
-Now...

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stay in that position

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and repeat the mantra
today with me:

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-"I'm inhaling peace..."
-"Inhaling peace..."

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"breathing out fear".

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Breathing out fear.

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This physical education
it's ridiculous.

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Do you have any questions?

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-Sir?
-A.J. Yes.

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When physical education
Will it really start?

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You know, sports? Games?

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Hey, who's up
to play dodgeball?

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Class,

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keep practicing alone.
A.J...

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let's jump.

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I had an idea.

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Why don't you go home

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and think about your own
mindfulness meditation?

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A mantra that speaks to you.

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And tomorrow

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you look for me
in the first interval,

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and you guide me.

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This is homework
of Physical Education?

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Is it homework?

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Or is it a lesson
to the house of your mind?

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I think I broke
my pyramidal muscle.

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Change your mindset?

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Who does he think he is
to take Physical Education?

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The only good thing we have
in this den of suffering!

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The other teachers
are implicating.

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This guy is on another level.

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Part of this is your fault, A.J.

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You're not even trying.

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It's not you who has
Physical Education lesson.

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Well, maybe you should.

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00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,956
Sorry, A.J.,
but I think it would do everyone good

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if you
change your mentality.

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Ryan, what is it?

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We're still playing
video games later?

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There's an update coming out!

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Yes, of course.

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But first I need to put
ice on my pyramid.

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I'm not crazy, right?

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00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,351
Today was just a weird day.

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Tomorrow will be better.

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Let's go.

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-I hope Ryan is okay.
-Oh yes. He'll be fine.

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Wonderful.

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So, Ryan, I decided to have
a new perspective today.

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Serious? It will change
your mindset?

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No. I was thinking
in what Mr. Small said,

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that when you learn

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to control the mind,
everything is possible.

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-That wasn't good.
-So I researched,

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and that took me
to a Wikipedia article,

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which took me to YouTube,
where a guy named Tarantula

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taught me the art
miracle of hypnosis.

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Are you sure
What's the best?

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For sure!

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It's incredible!

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-I don't know, A.J.
-I'm telling you, man, it works!

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00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,008
I tried with Francisco
this morning.

272
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,676
Have you hypnotized your fish?

273
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,181
You think yourselves are so funny!
Come over here.

274
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,432
What?

275
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,892
What are you talking about?

276
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,853
You took my cell phone.
Okay, it's hilarious. Give it back.

277
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,024
We still don't know
what you're talking about.

278
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,026
Wait,
So it's not with you?

279
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,487
So where is it?

280
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,155
Good morning, children.

281
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,158
Good morning, Director Klutz.

282
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,119
I see you're not screaming
this morning. That is good.

283
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,121
Good morning, children.

284
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,000
We already said good morning.

285
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,376
Uniforms.

286
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,712
-Uniforms?
-Yes.

287
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,714
Please wear them on your body.

288
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,217
Children must
wear uniforms on your body...

289
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,385
all the time.

290
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,181
-Knee socks? Rocked!
-Yes.

291
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,016
Rocked!

292
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,437
MAKE YOUR ANGUISH
WEAK

293
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,901
Is this a new rule?

294
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,445
Why didn't they say
on the first day?

295
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,906
It's so tight
in my lower parts.

296
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,074
This is not healthy.

297
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,909
It's like a player
of bagpipes.

298
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,578
New lamps.
Fluorescent UltraLED.

299
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,039
And that green vomit light?

300
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,457
Super efficient...

301
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,543
Mrs. Lazar, someone
Did you hand over a cell phone?

302
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,421
Everyone goes
hand over the cell phone.

303
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,968
No, not my cell phone.
Please don't.

304
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,971
Dude, that's not a cell phone.

305
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,890
What it is? Not good enough
not even to be confiscated?

306
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:10,892
You are pathetic!

307
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,978
Right...

308
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,569
Hand over your electronics.

309
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,321
They are no longer allowed
during school hours.

310
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,616
New rules I am
responsible for enforcing.

311
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:29,452
Director Klutz assigned me
as the new monitor.

312
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,121
Typical.

313
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,789
Cell phones and computers.

314
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,166
We will use books
printed didactic materials.

315
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:36,793
Textbook?

316
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,929
Good morning, class.

317
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,973
Is she speaking English?

318
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,808
Yes, weird.

319
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,353
Today, we will learn
a new language.

320
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,188
Cuneiform.

321
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,815
Open your books.

322
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,484
Wonderful.

323
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:04,988
Repeat after me:

324
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,949
"Ababatu."

325
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,743
"Ababatu."

326
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:10,827
It's not suitable!

327
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,330
Everyone.

328
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,334
"Abatabatu!"

329
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,046
"Abatabatu..."

330
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,673
"Akakaka!"

331
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,134
"Akakaka."

332
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,012
I think I liked
more when she spoke French.

333
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:32,349
MATHEMATICS - ALGEBRA
SCIENCES

334
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,017
"Akikakann!"

335
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,977
"Akikakann..."

336
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,526
School looks different today.

337
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,738
Yes. Teachers are
acting a little strange.

338
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:48,865
Not just the teachers.

339
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,660
On the first day,
all teachers are good.

340
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,204
But then they show
who they really are.

341
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,085
Students will now have
your last free period.

342
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,504
Enjoy it while you can.

343
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:03,755
Rock!

344
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,717
My students respect me.

345
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,011
The teachers respect me.

346
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,013
My wife respects me.

347
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,226
What is this?

348
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:20,730
Hi, A.J.

349
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,565
Just...

350
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,693
doing my meditation
of daily mindfulness.

351
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,528
Please join me.

352
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,239
Thanks, Mr. Small. I'm excited
to show mine.

353
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,615
You are? Of course.

354
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,200
Please sit down.

355
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,371
Let's start by closing our eyes

356
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,164
and relaxing the body.

357
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,043
Great, Mr. Small. Excellent.

358
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,087
Take a few deep breaths.

359
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,842
And I want you to imagine

360
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:52,595
a warm wave of surrender
taking care of you.

361
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,888
That's beautiful, A.J.

362
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,143
Now when I
snap your fingers,

363
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,103
you will open your eyes

364
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,772
and will focus
in the reusable straw.

365
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,610
Look at the straw.

366
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,070
Now repeat after me:

367
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,030
"When I wake up,

368
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,450
I will be a teacher
of normal Physical Education".

369
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,618
-You...
-Who likes sports...

370
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,620
-and games.
-Are you trying to hypnotize me?

371
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,831
Every day there will be fires.

372
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,333
Okay, that's enough. You come with me.

373
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,460
Is it working?

374
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,170
-Were you hypnotized?
-Now!

375
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,767
Director Klutz.

376
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,685
We have a problem.

377
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,608
Problem? Rocked!

378
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:50,153
This student interrupted
my class

379
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,281
and has no respect
for my resume and...

380
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,159
tried to hypnotize me.

381
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,786
DIRECTOR KLUTZ

382
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,329
Did this child commit a crime?

383
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,540
Crime is a word
very strong.

384
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,376
DIRECTOR KLUTZ

385
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,713
So he must be
punished for this crime!

386
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,132
Well I was
Thinking about, you know...

387
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,051
a more traditional punishment.

388
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,514
Wonderful!

389
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,391
We just renovated
the punishment room!

390
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,144
Do you have a punishment room?

391
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,525
DEPOSIT

392
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,195
Will you sit down,
disobedient student.

393
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,197
How long?

394
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,033
You will watch TV.

395
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,912
The "story
of wheat cultivation"?

396
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,207
"The fascinating universe
of the Dewey Decimal System"?

397
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,750
-Everything is so...
-Horrible.

398
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,919
Terrible. Terrible.

399
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,254
Sufferable!

400
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,257
Wonderful!

401
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,557
Crap!

402
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,860
Weird.

403
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,364
Watch 20 screens
at the same time is it a punishment?

404
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,409
I was born watching 20 screens
at the same time.

405
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,869
Challenge accepted.

406
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:26,624
Followed by zero, zero,
zero, zero, zero, zero...

407
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,586
Please! Stop it!

408
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:33,089
I don't care about the System
Dewey Decimal!

409
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,966
Get me out of here!

410
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,385
Hey!

411
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,514
Come with me if you want to live!

412
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,433
Todd?

413
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,437
Come.

414
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,314
What's your name again?

415
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,565
A.J.

416
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,109
Ah, lots of letters.
I'll call you Young Todd.

417
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,153
Why do I look like you?

418
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,529
No, because I like it.

419
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,324
This is where you come
every morning?

420
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,117
No, bro. Not here.

421
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,119
Here.

422
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,836
Incredible!

423
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,631
It's a warrior's corner,
but on the roof.

424
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,133
It's not exactly a corner,

425
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,968
and I'm not a warrior
technically...

426
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,643
See Todd's Palace
to Relax, Vegetate and Think.

427
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,479
What do you do here all day?

428
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,357
Well I relax,
Then I vegetate,

429
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,151
I enjoy it
and then I think a little.

430
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,986
During all of this,
I keep playing.

431
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,073
How did you get all this here?

432
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,658
Magic!

433
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,369
And an elaborate
pulley system.

434
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,664
Let's play!

435
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,541
Oh, yes!

436
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,711
"Planet Destroyer Six"!
Is this the new update?

437
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,754
It is clear.

438
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,507
Hey Todd! I'm alone here!

439
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,008
Sorry, Kreek.

440
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,051
Kreek...

441
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,511
Craft?

442
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,263
This is not real. This is false.

443
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,515
That's AI!

444
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,016
Where were you, man?

445
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,519
I was here taking
a beating from these aliens.

446
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,354
Kreek, I stayed
Kinda busy, man.

447
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,022
Meet my partner,
Young Todd.

448
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,691
What's up, Young Todd?

449
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,109
What's up, Kreek?

450
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,821
If they taught this at school,
I might even like it.

451
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:20,905
I understand.

452
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,074
In the four years
where I'm here, I guess,

453
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,034
the school
It's never been so weird.

454
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,745
My friends said
the same thing.

455
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,707
But it's okay. Are you
at the Palácio de Pensar now.

456
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,959
Take off your shoes, relax,

457
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,627
get a snack.

458
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,423
But what snack?

459
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:40,883
I thought!

460
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,302
And there is much more
where this came from.

461
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,722
Hey, enough magic
of snacks!

462
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,432
I'm being bombarded here!

463
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,767
I need you!

464
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,395
Never abandon your partner!

465
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,230
Get over here, Young Todd.

466
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,818
In fact,

467
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,404
I can't.

468
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,072
What is it, Young Todd?

469
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,616
See, you're right.

470
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,744
There's something
happening at this school.

471
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,787
Something weird.

472
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:11,622
Bad weird.

473
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,041
Very bad.

474
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,084
My friends are downstairs.

475
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,836
I can't abandon them.

476
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,963
Respect.
More salty for me.

477
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,173
I need to go.

478
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,675
Go do good, Young Todd.

479
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,260
"¡Adiós!"

480
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,139
It's good to make new friends.

481
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,728
Left.

482
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:34,812
Right.

483
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,968
Wonderful!

484
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:17,271
Everyone here
catching chickpeas!

485
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,815
Mrs. LeGrange, are you okay?

486
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:22,985
Every human being
of your kind will be captured.

487
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,363
-What?
-Nothing.

488
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,242
This is not food.

489
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,540
Confirmed that it is not food.

490
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,337
We need to talk.

491
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,881
Where did you come from?

492
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,634
-From the air ducts.
-And why was it there?

493
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:48,010
It's a long story. Listen.

494
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:51,222
From above I saw the teachers
in the teachers' room,

495
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:55,685
they were distracted
and there was this blue electric thing

496
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:59,522
leaving their bathroom
and passing between them.

497
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,149
Did you really see that?

498
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,234
Interest. I saw what I saw.

499
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,527
Guys,

500
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,696
They're probably aliens!

501
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,031
What it was?

502
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,200
Do you think
that everything is alien.

503
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,786
They are real! The government
basically confirmed!

504
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,916
Oh, great.
The food is on the way.

505
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:26,966
Ah, humanity!

506
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,095
It tastes burnt.

507
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,516
Will the disappearance
from my cell phone

508
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,101
has something to do with this?

509
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,228
Everything for you has
to do with your cell phone.

510
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,563
It is serious. You saw Lazar.

511
00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:43,065
She is using a bucket
in my head, I do this.

512
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,070
Hello, students.

513
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:50,406
This is your director
and supreme leader.

514
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,450
It's time for your classes.

515
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,535
You must go
for your classes

516
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,412
and stay there
until the last signal.

517
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:59,040
Or there will be punishments
of great discomfort.

518
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,209
Goodbye. And good luck!

519
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:04,295
And that! I say "killer",
that's my word.

520
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,422
You have no rights
about the word "killer".

521
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,924
Compared to him, yes, I do.

522
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,217
We need to go to class.

523
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:13,429
Signal...

524
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:14,347
playing!

525
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:25,650
I'm not going to class
no way now.

526
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,485
Shall we notify our parents?

527
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,195
With what?
They took the cell phones.

528
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:32,156
Come.

529
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,116
Where to?

530
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,494
TEACHERS' ROOM
STUDENTS PROHIBITED

531
00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:38,829
The staff room?

532
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,832
Whatever it is
happening, it's coming from here.

533
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,626
We have to get in there
and take a look.

534
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,586
I am unable. It's a lot.

535
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,256
I'll find a nice table
and hide under it.

536
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,591
Ryan, get a grip, man.

537
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,176
I am unable!
This is a nightmare!

538
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,094
I'm freaking out!

539
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:54,720
Okay, let's go.
Breathe in calm.

540
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,472
Exhale the fear. Try.

541
00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:58,641
Inspire fear. Exhale calmly.

542
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,144
Oh no. I inhaled the fear,
fear is in my mouth,

543
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:04,188
-It tastes burnt!
-He'll be fine.

544
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,402
Todd.

545
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:10,695
Hey Todd!

546
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,322
Todd! It's me, A.J.

547
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,283
-Todd!
-He freaked out!

548
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,118
Hey there, Young Todd.

549
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,622
This is Todd.
He calls me Young Todd.

550
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,416
Is he a teacher?

551
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:24,917
Fourth time in ninth year.

552
00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,377
Who are they?

553
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:29,588
They are cool. But the rest
It's worse than we thought.

554
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:31,632
-We need your help.
-Come up.

555
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:35,678
TEACHING SCHOOL
DELL MID FUNDAMENTALS

556
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,263
What place is this?

557
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,016
Todd's Palace
to Relax, Vegetate and Think.

558
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,058
Come in.

559
00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:44,312
Cool!

560
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,772
It could have some parapets.

561
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,358
It's easy to enter
in the teachers' room.

562
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,987
This TV is huge!

563
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,406
I have the perfect solution here.

564
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,659
How will this take me
to the staff room?

565
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,413
TEACHERS' ROOM
STUDENTS PROHIBITED

566
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:06,667
Okay, the coast is clear.

567
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,922
Pull it! Pull it! Pull it!

568
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,057
CHEESE SNACKS

569
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,915
COFFEE

570
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,337
Sorry, my hands are
snack honeydew.

571
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:42,763
BATHROOM

572
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,275
That's weird.

573
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,540
There's a kind of thing
brilliant in shape

574
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,542
jellyfish octopus
in the toilet!

575
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,711
Shiny octopus what?

576
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,045
Weird.

577
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,256
Wait a second.
I'll try to copy.

578
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,074
You just need to put it here...

579
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,117
and disappeared!

580
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,494
Let's do it.

581
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:47,745
How crazy...

582
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,083
Dude, what was that?

583
00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:54,960
You were supposed to pull me in.

584
00:29:55,336 --> 00:29:56,754
You didn't say the password.

585
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:57,880
Do you have a password?

586
00:29:57,922 --> 00:30:00,132
It's... magic.

587
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:04,470
See you on the roof.

588
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:08,432
This didn't go as planned.

589
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:12,228
TEACHERS' ROOM
STUDENTS PROHIBITED

590
00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:13,497
Andrea?

591
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:17,751
What are you doing here?

592
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,837
What are you doing here?

593
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,922
I'm the hall monitor.
I stay here.

594
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:23,424
Are you crying?

595
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:24,883
No.

596
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,511
I just... I keep seeing things...

597
00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:29,555
Forget it, you're just going to make fun of me.

598
00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:31,849
An electric thing
blue and fuzzy?

599
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,976
-Weird teachers?
-Yes!

600
00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:36,353
Very weird teachers
even for me!

601
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,814
Teachers love me,
They're not weird!

602
00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:39,982
Yes, we know.

603
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:42,901
The art teacher
stuck his feet

604
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,070
in cement buckets
wet. Like this?

605
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,364
There is something very wrong here.

606
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:49,950
Okay, can I trust you?

607
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,202
Yes.

608
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:53,662
Right.

609
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:54,747
Come with me.

610
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:01,503
Okay, that's definitely
break a million rules.

611
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:09,887
What place is this?

612
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,848
Todd's Palace
to Relax, Vegetate and Think.

613
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:15,100
Why is she here?

614
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,312
-You know about evil teachers.
-I said weird.

615
00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:20,939
Weird, evil,
six for two dozen.

616
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,775
Are you friends now?

617
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:23,776
-No!
-Of course!

618
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:26,528
But I think
that we need her help.

619
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:28,030
Check this out.

620
00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:31,867
What is that?

621
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,788
That strange machine
jellyfish octopus in the bathroom

622
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,289
It had it written on it.

623
00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:39,208
It's just a bunch
of triangles and lines,

624
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,918
and a side pizza oven.

625
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,544
Cuneiform.

626
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:44,046
-"Cune" what?
-I don't...

627
00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:46,757
Cuneiform? We study this
for hours at a time today.

628
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,050
Was no one listening?

629
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:51,261
As I said,
it can be useful.

630
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:52,471
What does it say?

631
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,348
-We need to translate.
-As?

632
00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:55,891
We don't have our cell phones.

633
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:57,768
There's another way.

634
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:05,818
THE IMPORTANCE
TO HAVE DETERMINATION

635
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:08,487
This is a cool place.

636
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:09,697
What do you call him?

637
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:11,657
Library...

638
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:14,702
Like the library
Will you help us?

639
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,162
It is a storehouse of wisdom
collective of humanity.

640
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,999
Many of the things that have
on your cell phones is here.

641
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,795
Strange. These characters
do not match

642
00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:26,422
to any of the ancient languages.

643
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,465
It's not Egyptian,
nor Mesopotamian,

644
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,550
not even Sumerian.

645
00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:31,885
One word: aliens!

646
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:33,721
-Man...
-I knew that was it.

647
00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:37,224
In fact,
he may be right.

648
00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:38,851
Some say that aliens

649
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:41,103
influenced cultures
and ancient languages.

650
00:33:41,395 --> 00:33:42,896
This one looks a little
with a ship.

651
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,691
And this could be heaven.
Or space.

652
00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:46,817
Spaceship!

653
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:50,070
And this one looks like
with the translations of "school".

654
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:53,031
So, teachers
they are aliens

655
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,575
who came in a ship

656
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,869
and took over the school?

657
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,663
That thing in the bathroom might
be some kind of weapon.

658
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:02,124
It really looked like
that was being loaded.

659
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,084
-Like a battery.
-Yes.

660
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,795
It's gathering something.
Some kind of energy.

661
00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:07,838
I can't say what.

662
00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,716
But if I'm interpreting this
correctly,

663
00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:12,718
if they gather
enough of that...

664
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,053
Hey! This seems
with the world exploding!

665
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:18,515
The aliens will
destroy the whole world.

666
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:19,892
That!

667
00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:22,811
I said that the teachers
They were aliens!

668
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:27,357
Oh no, the teachers
they are aliens...

669
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:37,951
What is this?

670
00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:40,412
Miss Hannah.

671
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,348
Don't... move.

672
00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,407
Okay, that's bad.

673
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,200
We need a teacher!

674
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:02,744
I already understand.

675
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:03,787
I take back what I said.

676
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,497
We have to get out of here.

677
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:09,626
Let's go!

678
00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:17,676
It seems like they
sealed all the exits

679
00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:20,304
with some kind of superglue
electrified alien.

680
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,014
This is a serious
fire risk.

681
00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:25,100
Lazar?

682
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,315
-My God!
-This is getting out of control!

683
00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:33,942
You're not in class.

684
00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:35,235
You stole my style.

685
00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:37,279
Now I'm going to destroy you!

686
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:39,323
-Not used in this context.
-Time to go!

687
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:43,493
Why unblockers?

688
00:36:45,621 --> 00:36:46,747
It's Klutz!

689
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,082
-I hope this holds him back.
-What do we do?

690
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:50,125
I don't know!

691
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:52,669
Wait, wait! I know, I know!

692
00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,755
-This way.
-Where?

693
00:36:58,467 --> 00:36:59,968
-Come, come!
-Follow him!

694
00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:02,471
Let's go!
Come, come! Fast!

695
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,349
That's it, go, go, go!

696
00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:07,309
-Come!
-Come on, quickly!

697
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,519
-Go!
-Help me! Help me!

698
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,647
I'm very afraid of heights!

699
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,190
It doesn't matter, let's go!

700
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,232
I don't want to die.

701
00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:18,445
-We'll meet you on the roof!
-And now?

702
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:19,696
-Follow me!
-I am going!

703
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:22,950
Why run towards

704
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,701
to a janitor
scary alien?

705
00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:28,538
I was on the team
elementary school basketball.

706
00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:30,582
I never hit a ball,

707
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:33,251
But I learned how to do this.

708
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,255
This must be
the coolest thing

709
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:39,049
that someone has already done
in this hallway.

710
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:45,931
Let it go...

711
00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:48,475
What? You don't do gymnastics
since the age of three?

712
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,061
Run!

713
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:02,614
Come, quickly!

714
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,374
Where are you going?

715
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,209
This way.

716
00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:15,961
No, that's how it is
a dead end.

717
00:38:16,003 --> 00:38:17,170
That side is it!

718
00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:18,839
Come!

719
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:20,507
You never listen!

720
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,510
This way!

721
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:30,475
I remembered
of alien superglue.

722
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,312
-It's a dead end.
-Don't say it, genius.

723
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:39,401
She's coming.

724
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:50,620
This stinks.

725
00:38:56,877 --> 00:38:59,755
RECYCLABLE - ORGANIC

726
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:04,092
Come, quickly!

727
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:21,943
He's getting close!

728
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,958
-Where is she?
-I think I bought some time.

729
00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:38,627
Can we get to the roof?

730
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:40,128
Not from here.

731
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:59,147
This way. We can't go up.

732
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:02,484
The only way out is...

733
00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:10,575
down.

734
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:13,829
I always wanted to try that.

735
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:17,541
Do you want us to jump there?

736
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,335
It's a long descent.

737
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,129
I'm not good with heights.

738
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,505
I don't think we have any other option.

739
00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:24,965
He is well.

740
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:26,842
Inhale calm,

741
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:28,343
exhale the fear.

742
00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:32,180
Keep your legs together,
or you will have a horrible...

743
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,354
enema.

744
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,191
Did you get hurt?

745
00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,109
I will see.

746
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:47,946
No. Bones intact.

747
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:49,322
Right.

748
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:50,365
Now it's our turn.

749
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:51,867
I am unable.

750
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,118
I am unable.

751
00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:55,537
What? But you
He's not afraid of anything.

752
00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,622
No, man, I'm too scared.

753
00:40:57,664 --> 00:41:01,585
I just... hide it and generally
I can face it, but this?

754
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,211
We can really die.

755
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,421
Lex, listen to me.

756
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,174
Knowing that you are afraid
of something and still do it,

757
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:09,050
That's the definition of courage.

758
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:10,886
-Serious?
-Yes!

759
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,179
We are your friends.

760
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,181
No need to pretend
close to us, never!

761
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,396
Except now. Now we both
we need to pretend.

762
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:22,397
Together?

763
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,399
Three, two...

764
00:41:28,737 --> 00:41:30,822
Okay, I think I will
do it alone.

765
00:41:31,865 --> 00:41:32,866
It's up to you!

766
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:37,829
Inhale calm, exhale fear!

767
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,548
So, you did very well!

768
00:41:48,757 --> 00:41:49,966
Swim, Ryan, swim!

769
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,009
Swim, swim!

770
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,098
Almost there, let's go!
Give me your hand!

771
00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,021
That was amazing!

772
00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:04,940
It was like allowing me
feel afraid

773
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,691
make everything
even better! It is not?

774
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:07,567
No!

775
00:42:07,609 --> 00:42:10,111
No, it was the worst experience
I've ever had in my life!

776
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:14,741
Jeez!

777
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,498
-Oh, God...
-That's not normal.

778
00:42:21,498 --> 00:42:22,999
What do we do?

779
00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:38,139
Be careful, be careful!

780
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:39,724
-Come on, let's go!
-Come on!

781
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,226
-Go, go, go!
-Come on!

782
00:42:41,268 --> 00:42:42,143
This way.

783
00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:56,908
You stink.

784
00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:58,118
I know.

785
00:42:58,493 --> 00:42:59,494
Let's get changed.

786
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:01,997
Let's go to the drama club.

787
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,458
These theater clothes
they are weird.

788
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,918
Just choose something!

789
00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:09,212
All good! But maybe
next time don't make me

790
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:12,215
hide in the trash can
full of rotten nuggets.

791
00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:13,300
Maybe next time,

792
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,635
don't make the stupid mistake
of going the wrong way.

793
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:19,180
-Don't call me stupid.
-Then stop being stupid.

794
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,516
-Stop being a know-it-all.
-Then stop being stupid.

795
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,352
-Stop being a know-it-all.
-Then stop being stupid.

796
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:28,606
-It saw? That's why...
-No one likes me?

797
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:29,482
I know.

798
00:43:30,859 --> 00:43:32,777
I would say
that you irritate me, but...

799
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:34,696
Nobody ever likes me.

800
00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:36,448
Why do I suck up to teachers?

801
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,533
They are the only ones
who are nice to me.

802
00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:40,327
I didn't know.

803
00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:41,369
Of course I didn't know.

804
00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:43,788
I hate school because
of people like you.

805
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,207
Do you hate school?

806
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:48,752
They spoke
that this year would be different.

807
00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:51,129
My parents, my teacher
algebra, history,

808
00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:53,089
biology,
the pre-university exam!

809
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,674
Stop talking about teachers.

810
00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:57,260
And I believed them.

811
00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:59,971
I thought elementary school
It would be better, but it isn't.

812
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,307
-Actually, it's much worse.
-Much worse.

813
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:12,901
What? Am I weird?

814
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:15,570
No.

815
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,571
I mean, yes.

816
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:18,573
I mean...

817
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,201
I'm sorry.

818
00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:23,578
Sorry for not having
been nice to you.

819
00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,622
I thought you hated me.

820
00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:28,083
Well honestly I hated it,

821
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:30,251
but only because I thought
that you hated me.

822
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,254
So we don't hate each other?

823
00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:35,090
Well, if the rules of algebra

824
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:37,050
apply to relationships
interpersonal,

825
00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:38,968
and two negatives
form a positive...

826
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,095
What?

827
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:43,598
Let it go.

828
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:45,600
Then it's fine.

829
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,936
Wow! Wait a second.

830
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:51,064
Who am I
If I don't hate Andrea Young?

831
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:52,774
Are you coming or not?

832
00:44:57,404 --> 00:44:58,446
Where are we going?

833
00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:00,532
By the gym
to find others.

834
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:03,076
But Mr. Small could be there.
He's the weirdest!

835
00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:07,831
I already thought it smelled
pee before getting wet.

836
00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:10,250
I definitely had allergies.

837
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,001
Alright, Todd Two
and Todd Girl,

838
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,711
I have several clothes on the roof.

839
00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:15,422
We just need an air duct.

840
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:17,298
Hey guys?

841
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,301
I think I found the mothership.

842
00:45:32,147 --> 00:45:33,648
We need to find A.J.

843
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:38,987
Look at him.

844
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:41,865
Must be communicating
with their leader.

845
00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:49,539
He might even be their leader.

846
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,500
Right. Maybe we don't need
go to the gym.

847
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,794
We need to find the others.

848
00:46:07,182 --> 00:46:08,683
-Young Todd!
-Guys!

849
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,101
We found you!

850
00:46:10,143 --> 00:46:11,186
They are alive!

851
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:13,021
-Why are they wet?
-And where is Klutz?

852
00:46:13,188 --> 00:46:14,481
Swimming pool and swimming pool.

853
00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:15,523
"Boom!"

854
00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:17,734
We need to show something.

855
00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:24,699
What is this?

856
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,451
It is clearly
an alien ship,

857
00:46:26,493 --> 00:46:27,869
aka how they got to Earth!

858
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,371
-But it's tiny.
-Like a toy.

859
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:33,416
It's not a toy!
It's alien technology!

860
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,835
How do teachers
come into this?

861
00:46:35,877 --> 00:46:36,878
They are big.

862
00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:38,505
We're trying to find out.

863
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,340
I thought about lightning
of shrinkage.

864
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:42,217
But why not let
the big ship

865
00:46:42,217 --> 00:46:43,551
instead of shrinking?

866
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:46,304
Maybe they were trying
save fuel.

867
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:47,347
But how will we know

868
00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,349
if their economy
is the same as ours

869
00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,017
where the price
is the fuel level high?

870
00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:52,560
They stayed at it
a good time.

871
00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:53,978
Get to the point.

872
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,064
-We have no idea.
-No.

873
00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:57,899
It's the size of an insect.

874
00:46:59,192 --> 00:47:00,944
Wait. And that.

875
00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:02,737
The flies!

876
00:47:03,238 --> 00:47:04,906
Flies? In here?

877
00:47:05,198 --> 00:47:06,533
Unacceptable!

878
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,035
The weird ones buzzing
around the teachers.

879
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:10,578
Maybe the aliens
be them.

880
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,454
I didn't understand.

881
00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:13,623
What if it's not flies?

882
00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,083
And yes little aliens.

883
00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:17,085
And these little aliens

884
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,920
flew in
of their heads...

885
00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:19,921
Yuck!

886
00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,465
and took control
of their bodies

887
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:23,758
and brains!

888
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,593
And they possessed them.

889
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:29,430
Hey!

890
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:30,765
Is there anyone there?

891
00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:32,267
It's Small, hide.

892
00:47:35,228 --> 00:47:36,354
There's nowhere to go!

893
00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:37,605
Hey, who's there?

894
00:47:37,981 --> 00:47:39,732
To be
very true with you,

895
00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:42,402
I want everyone to know
that I'm very scared.

896
00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:43,444
How it is?

897
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:45,280
Lex had an emotional breakthrough.

898
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:46,447
What will we do?

899
00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:47,949
Let's fight!

900
00:47:47,991 --> 00:47:48,825
I'm going in!

901
00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:51,119
I also had
an emotional breakthrough.

902
00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:53,997
Who are you and what have you done
with my friends?

903
00:47:56,124 --> 00:47:58,793
This room is prohibited
for students!

904
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,254
There are five of us, he is just one.

905
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:04,507
One of us may survive
and alert the rest of the world.

906
00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:09,387
We have to be organized,
careful, precise...

907
00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:12,307
You children
should be in class.

908
00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:17,312
Or we can do this.

909
00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,274
I'll end up in punishment.

910
00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:28,656
We shouldn't do that.

911
00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:31,159
Sorry we have
to tie him up.

912
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,327
Alien!

913
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:35,163
But look,
you are an alien!

914
00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:36,748
-Alien!
-Alien!

915
00:48:37,332 --> 00:48:39,459
And we don't know
what you are capable of.

916
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,460
Alien!

917
00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:43,671
Why are they
calling me an alien?

918
00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:45,673
What is that?

919
00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:51,179
This is some kind of club
robotics stowaway?

920
00:48:52,055 --> 00:48:53,681
Forget it,
I know the first rule.

921
00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:55,767
Why don't you tell us
what is that,

922
00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:57,810
since it was you
who flew here in it,

923
00:48:58,186 --> 00:49:00,146
-alien!
-I'm confused.

924
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,564
I'm not an alien.

925
00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:03,858
So why do you
was in the hallway

926
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,777
doing
alien noises?

927
00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:06,944
Alien noises?

928
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,529
Ah, the exhalation of lion's breath!

929
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,406
I do this to calm myself down.

930
00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:14,619
And when you were
shining in blue

931
00:49:14,661 --> 00:49:16,120
like other aliens?

932
00:49:16,162 --> 00:49:17,664
Do you have an answer for this?

933
00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:19,040
Smart bulbs!

934
00:49:19,082 --> 00:49:20,917
Blue light increases
the state of alert

935
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:21,918
and brain function.

936
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,379
And this obsession
with mind control?

937
00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:26,047
Want to dominate our brains?

938
00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:27,507
It's not mind control.

939
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:30,677
mindfulness meditation
and self-control.

940
00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:32,887
I'm not an alien!

941
00:49:32,929 --> 00:49:34,555
You are the weirdest!

942
00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:35,723
I'm not trying
be weird!

943
00:49:35,765 --> 00:49:38,059
I just wanted you
respect me!

944
00:49:40,061 --> 00:49:41,062
Look,

945
00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:44,273
It's my first year teaching
at this school, and I just...

946
00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:46,275
I wanted to make an impact.

947
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:50,071
But the truth is that this place
It's very strange.

948
00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:52,073
It seems that teachers
are in a cult,

949
00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:54,200
the janitor
is eating objects,

950
00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:56,786
there's something blue on the walls,
and I don't know anything!

951
00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:01,624
Guys, I think he
is telling the truth.

952
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,919
He killed that fly.
Do you remember?

953
00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:07,755
Patience...

954
00:50:09,424 --> 00:50:11,467
Look, I'm just a teacher

955
00:50:12,093 --> 00:50:13,386
trying to finish the day.

956
00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:15,596
We are sure
that he's not an alien?

957
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:20,935
Drug!

958
00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:23,438
I had a lot
other questions!

959
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,732
Can we untie him now?

960
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,776
A thousand apologies for that.

961
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:30,111
I'm really sorry.

962
00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,488
-It went badly.
-All good.

963
00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,408
We will update you,
but know:

964
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:36,951
It's a lot.

965
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,412
This is...

966
00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:40,997
a lot of things.

967
00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,331
I warned you.

968
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:45,501
By the way, what place is this?

969
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:48,171
Todd's Palace
to Relax, Vegetate and Think.

970
00:50:48,755 --> 00:50:50,298
Do you want to know? I don't care.

971
00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:51,299
I can't know.

972
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,926
Is it a soda machine?
Don't respond.

973
00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:56,304
What we didn't achieve
understanding is why.

974
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,264
Why a school?

975
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,559
-It seems so...
-Anticlimactic.

976
00:51:01,601 --> 00:51:02,435
-Boring.
-Tedious.

977
00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:03,603
Confused.

978
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,146
Sufferable.

979
00:51:07,315 --> 00:51:09,984
Ah, this symbol.
Its translation would be misery.

980
00:51:10,151 --> 00:51:11,152
How do you know that?

981
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,113
Because this guy looks
a very sad emoji.

982
00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:16,657
And I know systems well
old writing

983
00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:17,992
because of a game
what I played:

984
00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:18,951
"Tablets of Time".

985
00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,828
And didn't think
to mention this before?

986
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,163
No.

987
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:23,581
Let's take a closer look.

988
00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:27,668
Maybe that's it.

989
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:29,504
Maybe that was why
that they came.

990
00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,672
For what? To feed
of our suffering?

991
00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:33,132
It's not the worst case scenario.

992
00:51:33,174 --> 00:51:35,009
They left
the school is very poor.

993
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:36,302
More than usual.

994
00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:37,970
First, the uniforms.

995
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:39,013
Uniforms.

996
00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:41,307
Why didn't they say
on the first day?

997
00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:42,975
Horrible lighting.

998
00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:45,686
New lamps.
Fluorescent UltraLED.

999
00:51:45,895 --> 00:51:47,772
Super efficient...

1000
00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:49,565
Confiscating our electronics.

1001
00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:51,859
Everyone goes
hand over the cell phone.

1002
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,195
Lunch food.

1003
00:51:58,533 --> 00:51:59,367
Yuck!

1004
00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:03,371
Yeah, if I were an alien
that feeds on suffering...

1005
00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,289
what I'm not...

1006
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:10,336
elementary education would be
the first stop because...

1007
00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:13,256
Elementary school is the place
of the greatest suffering in the world.

1008
00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:14,549
Check it out.

1009
00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,717
Everyone thinking
at the Palace of Thinking.

1010
00:52:17,093 --> 00:52:18,386
Just as Todd intended.

1011
00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:22,306
I have a theory! I need
of a laboratory multimeter

1012
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:23,891
and that.

1013
00:52:33,609 --> 00:52:37,697
While you
observe the beauty

1014
00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:42,243
of your solar system
and your little one

1015
00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:44,829
planet.

1016
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,458
So small!

1017
00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:51,085
So insignificant!

1018
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,257
Let me remind you

1019
00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:57,675
that you

1020
00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,802
don't pass

1021
00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:03,014
of an insignificant

1022
00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:05,266
particle!

1023
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,761
-Wow!
-Yeah, "wow"!

1024
00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:42,845
That was really cool.

1025
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:44,972
Quick, girls' bathroom.
Let's go.

1026
00:53:46,474 --> 00:53:48,309
First day outfit!

1027
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:51,646
To launch trends,
You can't be afraid.

1028
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:55,733
Comfort is fashion, people.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

1029
00:53:56,484 --> 00:53:58,319
You didn't post
the same thing yesterday?

1030
00:53:58,653 --> 00:53:59,654
Every word.

1031
00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:03,157
Let's go.

1032
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:06,827
KINDNESS IS INSPIRING

1033
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,163
-What is the theory?
-Plumbing!

1034
00:54:16,879 --> 00:54:17,880
It's the pipes.

1035
00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:20,841
The aliens
discovered a way

1036
00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:22,677
to extract energy
that we don't know.

1037
00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:24,428
Emotional energy?

1038
00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:28,015
I just need to connect
this chain pliers here.

1039
00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:31,102
Einstein said it was the force
most powerful in the universe.

1040
00:54:31,394 --> 00:54:32,395
I knew!

1041
00:54:32,687 --> 00:54:35,231
There is a huge amount
of energy pulsing here.

1042
00:54:35,523 --> 00:54:37,233
Do you think they transformed
the plumbing system

1043
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,194
in a giant network
collection of suffering?

1044
00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:42,863
And they are gathering
our suffering energy

1045
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:44,532
in the storage vortex.

1046
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:46,659
The teachers' bathroom!

1047
00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,536
When they get it
as necessary,

1048
00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:50,913
may extend
your collection network

1049
00:54:51,247 --> 00:54:52,581
through the plumbing network

1050
00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,834
from all over the world.

1051
00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:57,545
Why plumbing? How disgusting.

1052
00:54:57,712 --> 00:54:58,879
Everyone uses the bathroom.

1053
00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:02,133
-How much time do we have?
-It's hard to say,

1054
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:05,469
but if I had to guess,
exactly 52 minutes.

1055
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,805
The last signal.

1056
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:09,598
You must go
for your classes

1057
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,475
and stay there
until the last signal.

1058
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,771
Or there will be punishments
of great discomfort.

1059
00:55:16,397 --> 00:55:18,733
We have to destroy
the storage vortex,

1060
00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:20,401
the teachers' bathroom,

1061
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:23,237
but he stays in the room
of teachers.

1062
00:55:23,571 --> 00:55:24,613
How are we going to get in there?

1063
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:35,791
Oh, no...

1064
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:40,880
You can do it, man!

1065
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:41,922
I can't, no.

1066
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:43,632
I don't know how
be an alien.

1067
00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:45,134
Just be weird.

1068
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,262
You're already weird,
So it shouldn't be difficult.

1069
00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:50,973
Oh, and use the word "kill"
every now and then.

1070
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,141
They love it.

1071
00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:53,059
Don't worry.

1072
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:54,852
We will be in your ear
all the time.

1073
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:58,272
Okay, but even if I find
the thing, how am I going to destroy it?

1074
00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:00,941
I need that.

1075
00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:08,282
What's here?
Multiple bowling balls?

1076
00:56:08,324 --> 00:56:09,158
Yes.

1077
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,369
Okay.

1078
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:13,704
I will...

1079
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,498
destroy that thing.

1080
00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:19,126
I need to find my cell phone.

1081
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:22,129
I think the aliens gave
a way to download my data

1082
00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:23,255
and learn about us.

1083
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,840
You just want your cell phone.

1084
00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:26,133
That too.

1085
00:56:26,175 --> 00:56:27,927
I know where they left it
cell phones.

1086
00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:28,969
Monitor.

1087
00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:31,972
Get a radio communicator
and stay safe.

1088
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:33,140
Let's go.

1089
00:56:37,186 --> 00:56:38,354
This better work.

1090
00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:41,982
Testing.

1091
00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:43,192
Testing.

1092
00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:44,485
Hello?

1093
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:46,403
Yes. We hear you loud and clear.

1094
00:56:48,823 --> 00:56:49,824
Hi Sharon.

1095
00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:53,744
Happy "licking" to you.

1096
00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:58,374
Talk like an alien.

1097
00:57:19,562 --> 00:57:20,771
What are you doing?

1098
00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,523
I don't want to talk about it.

1099
00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:25,234
I already hate it.

1100
00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:30,573
Earlier you said
who saw a video I posted,

1101
00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:32,324
So you follow me or...

1102
00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:35,244
No, your videos appear
to me every now and then.

1103
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:37,204
But they're cool.

1104
00:57:37,413 --> 00:57:38,289
It cost.

1105
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,457
It was nice to see you
breaking the bathroom.

1106
00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:42,042
I would have recorded it if I had the means.

1107
00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:43,210
It cost!

1108
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,548
A.J., check this out.

1109
00:57:56,724 --> 00:57:58,809
Mr. Small,
Were you a firefighter?

1110
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,561
A long time ago.

1111
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,355
Can you stop
to go through my things?

1112
00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:05,274
Ryan, don't mess around
on my helmet.

1113
00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:07,943
I'm not messing around.

1114
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:11,739
Okay, but how did you get through?

1115
00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:13,949
of a cool firefighter

1116
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,076
for teacher
of Physical Education?

1117
00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,120
It's a rather sad trajectory.

1118
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:19,872
No offense!

1119
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:21,540
In short...

1120
00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:23,125
FIREFIGHTERS SAVE THREE

1121
00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:25,502
I got hurt,
But I still wanted to be able to help.

1122
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,881
This is what teachers do:
help.

1123
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,174
With yoga?

1124
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:31,842
Yes.

1125
00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:34,470
Look, one day your physical strength
it won't be enough,

1126
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,180
and you will need
of mental strength to overcome.

1127
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,642
I just want to prepare my students
for whatever life brings.

1128
00:58:40,351 --> 00:58:41,352
And yes,

1129
00:58:41,644 --> 00:58:43,604
I wanted to impress
you in the fabric,

1130
00:58:43,604 --> 00:58:45,064
so I trained a lot in the summer.

1131
00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:48,150
So, you are not
trying to punish us,

1132
00:58:48,359 --> 00:58:49,526
but rather help us?

1133
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,654
It is clear. Why do you think
that I'm here

1134
00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:53,489
with this hat
What about bowling balls?

1135
00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:56,408
Enough talking, I have
to blow up this bathroom.

1136
00:58:57,576 --> 00:58:58,535
No, like...

1137
00:58:58,827 --> 00:58:59,828
You understand.

1138
00:59:00,955 --> 00:59:03,374
Operation Explosion
of bathrooms in progress.

1139
00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:13,717
Good luck, ladies.

1140
00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:15,803
Who is there?

1141
00:59:15,803 --> 00:59:18,180
DuBois and LeGrange.

1142
00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:24,019
They're staring at me.

1143
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:25,145
What do I do?

1144
00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:26,772
Walk up to the wall as an NPC.

1145
00:59:27,106 --> 00:59:28,190
What is an NPC?

1146
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,191
Just do it!

1147
00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:35,239
That! I rock it for you too!

1148
00:59:39,702 --> 00:59:41,203
Oh, no, thanks.

1149
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:42,413
I don't like coffee.

1150
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:47,710
I love.

1151
00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:51,005
And you have a beautiful voice.

1152
00:59:55,968 --> 00:59:58,429
They want me
eat coffee grounds.

1153
00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:00,055
Eat the dregs, Small.

1154
01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:02,516
I don't want to eat that.

1155
01:00:02,558 --> 01:00:03,434
You need it!

1156
01:00:14,028 --> 01:00:15,362
Now slap yourself in the face.

1157
01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:19,325
Do aliens do this?

1158
01:00:19,742 --> 01:00:21,410
No, this was just for fun.

1159
01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:26,790
Okay, Small. Tell them
who needs to use the bathroom.

1160
01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:30,461
This coffee is having an effect.

1161
01:00:32,588 --> 01:00:33,589
It's better...

1162
01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:36,133
use the little room
of teachers.

1163
01:00:39,595 --> 01:00:40,596
Rock...

1164
01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:47,061
I entered.

1165
01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:52,524
This is weird.

1166
01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:54,109
It is not?

1167
01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:00,240
Let's see what happens...

1168
01:01:04,078 --> 01:01:05,204
We have a little problem.

1169
01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:08,123
When executing the plan
with the bowling ball,

1170
01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:10,084
it bounced and flew to the ceiling.

1171
01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:15,381
Hey, what was that?

1172
01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:17,841
Don't try to distract me, man.

1173
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:19,176
Drug!

1174
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:24,932
This can't be good.

1175
01:01:28,602 --> 01:01:30,187
Small, it's time to get out of there.

1176
01:01:30,229 --> 01:01:31,480
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1177
01:01:34,983 --> 01:01:35,943
Too late.

1178
01:01:37,486 --> 01:01:38,737
Need another way out.

1179
01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:40,364
Call Todd!

1180
01:01:40,406 --> 01:01:41,448
Call Todd!

1181
01:01:41,490 --> 01:01:42,449
Todd?

1182
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:43,992
Hey!

1183
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:45,702
-Come on!
-Right.

1184
01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:46,745
-Do you want help?
-Yes.

1185
01:01:48,414 --> 01:01:49,456
Snack fingers!

1186
01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,217
It's busy!

1187
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:02,553
Bathroom... "occupé"?

1188
01:02:03,429 --> 01:02:05,139
-I'll call the others!
-Todd!

1189
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,432
I'm not running away!

1190
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:08,434
Killer girls.

1191
01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:17,192
-He needs help!
-We need weapons.

1192
01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:19,611
Books?

1193
01:02:20,863 --> 01:02:22,489
I never thought
that this would be useful.

1194
01:02:23,574 --> 01:02:24,575
Let's go.

1195
01:02:34,001 --> 01:02:35,002
They're here.

1196
01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:35,961
DEPOSIT

1197
01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:45,846
This may take a while.

1198
01:03:00,903 --> 01:03:02,404
Hey! Release him!

1199
01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:07,618
TEACHERS' ROOM
STUDENTS PROHIBITED

1200
01:03:11,914 --> 01:03:12,956
What did they do with him?

1201
01:03:13,332 --> 01:03:14,374
Where is he?

1202
01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:17,252
Hello kids.

1203
01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:20,339
Wonderful.

1204
01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:23,509
He is one of them.

1205
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:29,723
Take this!

1206
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,434
That didn't turn out well.

1207
01:03:32,684 --> 01:03:33,685
Time to run.

1208
01:03:37,272 --> 01:03:40,192
Is it just me or are there more cell phones?
than students here?

1209
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:42,361
Oh! I found mine!

1210
01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:45,155
No signal, of course.

1211
01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:47,908
Maybe I'll Find My Cell Phone
work. Log in.

1212
01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:53,664
He says he's here. I'll look for it.

1213
01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:04,925
The finder is coming
from inside the room.

1214
01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:16,687
What's good, girls?

1215
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:17,729
Yuck!

1216
01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:20,315
Give me my cell phone, Lazar.
I know he's with you.

1217
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:22,484
I literally can't.

1218
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,446
Did you eat my cell phone?

1219
01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:27,698
Yes, diva.

1220
01:04:27,739 --> 01:04:29,992
I ate
and I left nothing behind.

1221
01:04:30,242 --> 01:04:31,577
Stop talking like that.

1222
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,620
You're right.
She absorbed his data.

1223
01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:35,038
You can do anything with them.

1224
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,458
No, Lex. Don't do that.

1225
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:40,460
Hey cell phone:

1226
01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:42,963
restore
the factory settings.

1227
01:04:43,005 --> 01:04:45,424
You didn't make a backup
to the cloud in 97 days.

1228
01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:48,468
All data will be lost.
Do you want to proceed?

1229
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:53,849
Yes.

1230
01:04:58,228 --> 01:04:59,605
Very iconic, "divonic"!

1231
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,189
Say "what's up?"
to my cell phone!

1232
01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,109
Dominate the world!

1233
01:05:04,318 --> 01:05:05,319
Here it comes!

1234
01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:07,279
We did it, boys!

1235
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:09,489
POV: your caretaker
It's an alien!

1236
01:05:09,531 --> 01:05:11,617
New Elementary School!

1237
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:13,160
Cringe, cringe, cringe.

1238
01:05:13,201 --> 01:05:14,286
It rocked, it rocked.

1239
01:05:14,328 --> 01:05:15,579
-A, B, C...
-Am I like that?

1240
01:05:15,621 --> 01:05:16,538
Mom will love this!

1241
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,373
Climate of...

1242
01:05:18,874 --> 01:05:21,543
world domination!

1243
01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:26,506
I won't make it
"unsee" it.

1244
01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,269
Where are you?

1245
01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:44,399
Okay, I'll go this way,
you over there.

1246
01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:57,996
Remember this moment
from the beginning of the film?

1247
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:01,124
Okay, maybe I have
exaggerated a little,

1248
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:04,336
but hey, it stayed
an epic opening, isn't it?

1249
01:06:04,378 --> 01:06:05,379
Time to scream!

1250
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:15,097
-Force field!
-Let's try!

1251
01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:18,642
That!

1252
01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:29,778
Can we stop throwing things?

1253
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:31,863
Oh no!

1254
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:33,865
He's coming!

1255
01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:38,745
-Oh, no...
-Sir. Small.

1256
01:06:39,079 --> 01:06:40,247
Please.

1257
01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:41,832
It's us! Do you remember?

1258
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:44,209
A.J., please
do something!

1259
01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:45,377
Mr. Small,

1260
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:46,753
I know you're there.

1261
01:06:47,087 --> 01:06:48,547
Does any part of you hear me?

1262
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,298
What are you doing?

1263
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,093
I will try to change
the alien mentality.

1264
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:55,178
A mindfulness meditation!

1265
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:56,596
That!

1266
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:58,473
Let's do it together, Mr. Small.

1267
01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,599
Repeat after me:

1268
01:07:00,392 --> 01:07:01,601
"I'm Mr. Small,

1269
01:07:02,144 --> 01:07:03,186
a good teacher,

1270
01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:04,980
a local hero,

1271
01:07:05,397 --> 01:07:07,524
a dedicated guy who..."

1272
01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:08,942
"Do yoga!"

1273
01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:11,570
Repeat after me:

1274
01:07:12,154 --> 01:07:13,905
"My students love me

1275
01:07:14,406 --> 01:07:15,407
and apologize

1276
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,284
for making it difficult
my first day."

1277
01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:18,577
-Yes!
-"They understand

1278
01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:20,120
that I want the best for them.

1279
01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:23,874
And although they wanted
anything else,

1280
01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:26,835
will try to accept yoga
like physical education class."

1281
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:28,670
Come on, Mr. Small.

1282
01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:31,882
Repeat after me:
"I'm mentally strong!

1283
01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:33,258
Stronger than aliens

1284
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:35,093
trying to control
my mind!"

1285
01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:37,471
Inhale strength,

1286
01:07:38,764 --> 01:07:40,766
exhale thing
flying alien!

1287
01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:41,808
Breathe in strength...

1288
01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:45,937
Exhale flying thing...

1289
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:48,023
alien!

1290
01:07:56,448 --> 01:07:57,449
Did he die?

1291
01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:06,792
Good mantra, A.J.

1292
01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:15,300
What happened?

1293
01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:16,760
I just remember

1294
01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:19,262
that an alien entered
in my ear,

1295
01:08:19,971 --> 01:08:21,264
and then I heard you talking.

1296
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:25,560
I felt an overwhelming emotion.

1297
01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:28,563
This weakened
the alien in my head.

1298
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:31,149
A different kind
of emotional energy.

1299
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:32,901
Sim.

1300
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:35,111
Amor.

1301
01:08:35,403 --> 01:08:36,404
Appreciation.

1302
01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:38,573
I felt it.

1303
01:08:39,241 --> 01:08:40,492
And he destroyed the animal.

1304
01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:43,078
Love is the opposite of suffering.

1305
01:08:43,703 --> 01:08:45,163
You can use love

1306
01:08:45,247 --> 01:08:46,998
against other teachers
we are next...

1307
01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:48,625
six minutes?

1308
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:53,672
I think so, but I need
turn on the sound system.

1309
01:09:01,513 --> 01:09:02,514
Back!

1310
01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:04,933
I will bomb
these aliens with love.

1311
01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:06,726
Melody, Lisa,

1312
01:09:06,893 --> 01:09:08,687
let's hug!
Love won!

1313
01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:14,943
-Maybe yoga would be cool.
-Behind me!

1314
01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:24,202
Say "hello" to my little friend,
Warrior One!

1315
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,497
What is happening?

1316
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,667
Go to the sound system!
I'll hold them!

1317
01:09:32,127 --> 01:09:33,128
Good luck!

1318
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:50,103
Wonderful.

1319
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,315
We will have to fight
with him, right?

1320
01:09:54,983 --> 01:09:55,859
Attention, children:

1321
01:09:55,901 --> 01:09:58,028
what are we about
to do is dangerous

1322
01:09:58,069 --> 01:10:01,740
and may cause injury,
punishment or even expulsion.

1323
01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:03,575
Don't try this at home.

1324
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:06,119
Unless the director
be an alien.

1325
01:10:06,745 --> 01:10:07,954
Hey, Klutz.

1326
01:10:14,461 --> 01:10:15,629
Get it, A.J!

1327
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:21,551
Go, go!

1328
01:10:23,053 --> 01:10:24,054
Run!

1329
01:10:29,643 --> 01:10:30,644
Take this.

1330
01:10:39,486 --> 01:10:41,029
Quick, you have one minute.

1331
01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:43,156
Ryan, distract him for me!

1332
01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:52,582
Books never work!

1333
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,919
Attention, teachers
and employees! Attention!

1334
01:10:55,961 --> 01:10:57,545
I have a warning!

1335
01:10:57,921 --> 01:10:59,381
Pay attention!

1336
01:11:00,507 --> 01:11:02,342
Please
listen to my words!

1337
01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:06,513
Don't you ever die?

1338
01:11:06,513 --> 01:11:08,014
I know you can hear me!

1339
01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:10,684
I need you to fight
against the aliens in you!

1340
01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:13,770
These little aliens
are controlling you!

1341
01:11:13,812 --> 01:11:15,981
And leaving you
weird... even more so.

1342
01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:18,024
But you can
fight them!

1343
01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:21,444
Teachers, you
They're not that bad.

1344
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,490
No, Klutz! Bad klutz!

1345
01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:28,201
I don't hate you
as much as I thought.

1346
01:11:28,535 --> 01:11:29,703
Seriously, A.J.?

1347
01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:31,997
I mean,

1348
01:11:32,247 --> 01:11:34,749
I think you are
doing the best they can.

1349
01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:35,709
AJ!

1350
01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:37,293
Okay, okay.

1351
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:44,134
I can't believe I'm going
say that, but...

1352
01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:45,552
I...

1353
01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:47,971
I love you.

1354
01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:49,556
Teachers are incredible.

1355
01:11:50,849 --> 01:11:53,852
You are trying to help,
day after day,

1356
01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,395
class after class.

1357
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:59,232
And your work is hard,
and ungrateful, and teaches...

1358
01:11:59,899 --> 01:12:01,234
A.J., watch out!

1359
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:06,781
-Todd?
-You can do it, Young Todd.

1360
01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:07,741
That.

1361
01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:09,075
Careful!

1362
01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:13,204
Okay... pay attention!

1363
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:16,416
Teachers and janitors
They don’t earn enough!

1364
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:18,251
You should win
like doctors!

1365
01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:19,252
Even more!

1366
01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:22,172
In fact, three times
more than them!

1367
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,049
No payments
it's enough.

1368
01:12:24,549 --> 01:12:27,427
In fact, I intend to write
a blunt letter

1369
01:12:27,427 --> 01:12:30,764
to the president, about this,
from the United States!

1370
01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:33,266
And I will tell them that you

1371
01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:35,435
are here every day
appearing to...

1372
01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:39,731
a bunch of children

1373
01:12:39,773 --> 01:12:41,900
who don't appreciate
what you do for them.

1374
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,402
But that ends today!

1375
01:12:49,616 --> 01:12:50,617
No.

1376
01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:54,329
Today, teachers
and employees, I,

1377
01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:56,748
Arlo Jervis Williams,
I promise...

1378
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:02,128
I promise you
we will do better!

1379
01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:04,130
It's working! Keep going!

1380
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,801
We will be better
for all teachers

1381
01:13:07,801 --> 01:13:10,261
and employees too!
All of you!

1382
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:12,222
We promise!

1383
01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:14,390
We will be there for you!

1384
01:13:14,432 --> 01:13:15,975
Just like you
are for us!

1385
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,480
So don't give up on us!

1386
01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:22,315
Fight them!

1387
01:13:22,816 --> 01:13:24,651
Right now!
We need you to know

1388
01:13:24,651 --> 01:13:26,444
how much we are
grateful to you!

1389
01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:28,071
We respect you!

1390
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:30,657
We see you!

1391
01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:33,827
And we hear you!

1392
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,121
We miss you.

1393
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,873
And we want you back
to our classrooms

1394
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:41,668
And to our canteens!

1395
01:13:41,668 --> 01:13:43,461
And maybe we don't deserve it,

1396
01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:46,256
But now, we just need
one more favor:

1397
01:13:46,965 --> 01:13:48,675
become again
our teachers!

1398
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:56,015
He finished.

1399
01:13:59,686 --> 01:14:01,813
I just had
a very strange dream.

1400
01:14:02,689 --> 01:14:03,690
That!

1401
01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:07,819
Why is she still fighting?

1402
01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:14,450
French! Need to say
That's in French, A.J.!

1403
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:16,536
For DuBois!
She's still fighting!

1404
01:14:16,536 --> 01:14:18,204
I still don't know French!

1405
01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:20,081
AJ!

1406
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:41,561
What there was?

1407
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,649
I don't know either
what happened.

1408
01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:49,652
That!

1409
01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:51,863
It worked, Andrea! It worked out!

1410
01:14:51,905 --> 01:14:52,906
-That!
-That!

1411
01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:55,909
Why is my face hurting?

1412
01:14:56,910 --> 01:14:59,412
Is it my oil painting?

1413
01:15:08,713 --> 01:15:10,381
What did I eat?

1414
01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:47,961
I'll help you, Mr. Dacker.

1415
01:15:48,628 --> 01:15:49,629
Come.

1416
01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:53,591
Thanks.

1417
01:15:54,968 --> 01:15:56,803
Why do my ears
Are they buzzing?

1418
01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:03,810
That!

1419
01:16:08,648 --> 01:16:10,733
Guys, we did it!
We really did it!

1420
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:16,197
For the love of Ryan Seacrest,

1421
01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,116
can anyone tell me
what happened?

1422
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:20,326
These kids shined.

1423
01:16:20,994 --> 01:16:21,995
That's what happened.

1424
01:16:22,787 --> 01:16:24,956
Oh, and the bathroom
of teachers exploded.

1425
01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:26,541
Oh, yeah...

1426
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,670
I'm getting too old
for this crap.

1427
01:16:33,673 --> 01:16:35,508
So things
returned to normal.

1428
01:16:35,842 --> 01:16:37,593
Well, normally
weird.

1429
01:16:37,635 --> 01:16:40,513
They are 476, 477, 478.

1430
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,890
Guys, we are
so close! Please!

1431
01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:44,058
Quickly! Run!

1432
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,351
Yes, Andrea, yes!

1433
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:48,146
E 478, 479.

1434
01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:49,689
You! You!

1435
01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:51,357
That!

1436
01:16:52,025 --> 01:16:54,944
And 480, 481! That!

1437
01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:55,862
A.J.

1438
01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:57,989
-Look!
-Don't disappoint me!

1439
01:16:58,031 --> 01:16:59,198
Go, go, go!

1440
01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:03,536
Yes! Five, four,
three, two...

1441
01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:05,496
And 482!

1442
01:17:06,039 --> 01:17:08,082
That!

1443
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,126
We achieved!

1444
01:17:11,336 --> 01:17:12,337
Voila!

1445
01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:16,007
What do we think?

1446
01:17:16,049 --> 01:17:18,551
-Yes!
-Yes!

1447
01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:20,511
Do it in your face!

1448
01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:22,513
Let's do it on your face!

1449
01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:24,057
Let's do it on your face!

1450
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:25,683
Right!

1451
01:17:26,351 --> 01:17:28,394
Did you want
Traditional Physical Education.

1452
01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:30,563
He is well.

1453
01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:31,898
They're going to run a kilometer.

1454
01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:37,570
Just kidding.
Who wants to play dodgeball?

1455
01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:55,505
-Ah, Andrea!
-Goodbye.

1456
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:57,465
Let's go to Ryan's house
play PD6. Do you want to come?

1457
01:17:58,091 --> 01:17:59,717
I have nine tests to study.

1458
01:18:00,093 --> 01:18:01,427
But I can go after this.

1459
01:18:02,053 --> 01:18:04,806
So, Lex, what's it like to be
officially without a cell phone?

1460
01:18:05,098 --> 01:18:06,182
A bit devastated?

1461
01:18:06,224 --> 01:18:07,809
That word died for me!

1462
01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:09,977
As for staying
no cell phone, I love it.

1463
01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:12,605
And I can live a life
happy without cell phone.

1464
01:18:13,064 --> 01:18:14,607
But I'm going to buy a new one Saturday.

1465
01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:15,775
Crowd!

1466
01:18:16,234 --> 01:18:18,069
Young Todd!
Young Todd's Squad!

1467
01:18:18,111 --> 01:18:19,112
Todd!

1468
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:20,988
Did you go to class today?

1469
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,741
Yes. I thought about giving
another chance at school.

1470
01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:25,618
Ninth year
It won't last forever, right?

1471
01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:27,912
And there's a little something there.

1472
01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:32,166
See you tomorrow!

1473
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,168
-Bye, Todd!
-Bye, Todd!

1474
01:18:35,670 --> 01:18:38,423
You have to admit, today was
a very good day, wasn't it?

1475
01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:42,301
Maybe it wasn't
a totally terrible day.

1476
01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:44,345
But I still hate school.

1477
01:18:45,138 --> 01:18:48,641
MY WEIRD SCHOOL

1478
01:19:08,536 --> 01:19:10,872
THE END???

1479
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,781
Todd? Todd?

1480
01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:09,824
Where is everyone?

1481
01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:13,244
I hope they have
saved the world.

1482
01:21:23,004 --> 01:21:25,047
Translation:
Nathália Mendes

1483
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,091
Studio:
Bird and Rabbit

1484
01:23:30,923 --> 01:23:32,174
Hey! Just look!

1485
01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:36,011
It's Mrs. LeGrange speaking
Very strange on the microphone

1486
01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:38,556
Lunch here is nothing
Like what you have at home

1487
01:23:38,597 --> 01:23:41,767
We have vegetables, beans
And chickpeas

1488
01:23:41,767 --> 01:23:43,936
Chickpeas, chickpeas!